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Oracle Disappoints: Q2 FY26

Oracle’s quarterly results were disappointing, and not just financially. Oracle is our gold standard for “bombastically scripted” earnings calls. Nobody does a shameless stock pump like the database vampire, but this one disappointed.
Admittedly they set a ridiculously high bar last quarter, which “was a bombastically scripted earnings call for the ages“, which resulted in perhaps the biggest one day stock pop ever (over $200 billion). But Oracle had already given all that back and then some before this week’s earnings.
They couldn’t match that last earnings call (or deliver on those promises…). Oracle stuck with the Remaining Performance Obligation narrative, despite the market already assigning a negative multiple to their previously announced RPO. (RPO is this era’s “eyeballs”, a non-GAAP metric supported in Oracle’s case by a non-binding “framework of a deal” that might or might not result in any future revenue).
Oracle “reported” RPO of $523 billion, up 438% from a year ago! Deferred revenue (the one you report to the SEC) was $3.28 billion, up 11% (and that includes SaaS).
It is bad to miss on revenue, both top line and for your AI cloud business, when your narrative is all about the future revenue you have booked.
Free cash flow continues its negative plunge (even with the sale of Oracle stake in Ampere). The debt/equity ratio is going to have to go up even more!

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They Still Don’t Have the Margins: Oracle Edition, They Don’t Have the Margins, They Don’t Have the Money, They Don’t Have the Money: Oracle and Tik Tok, Why Can’t Oracle Afford Data Centers?, ClownWatch™: Oracle FY25 Q3, Stargate Struggles to Get Out of Gate, Stargate: “Science fiction, just like the movie it is named after”, And You Thought Softbank Was the Dumb Money, Stargate: So Many Mouths to Feed, CAPEX Clues: Softbank Needs More Cash, Stargate: $5 Trillion and Counting, Stargate: A New Hope?
Oracle’s Remaining CAPEX Obligation: Q2 FY26
The flip side of Remaining Performance Obligation is Remaining CAPEX Obligation. How much do you have to invest to deliver the revenue? No infrastructure, no revenue. No CAPEX, no infrastructure. Oracle’s details on this topic are light, beyond pleading it won’t be as much as people fear.
Oracle spent $12 billion on CAPEX this quarter. They’re still upwards of $200 billion in cumulative infrastructure spend behind the HyperCAPEX companies, and fall further behind every quarter.

HyperCAPEX companies are sophisticated machines that efficiently turn huge amounts of money into cloud infracture. This machinery has been painfully developed over decades as those companies have climbed a steep learning curve. Oracle is early on this curve.
Today’s new data center was put into motion years ago. The HyperCAPEX manufacturing machinery is a multi-year process.
Which brings us to Oracle’s forecasting and what it says about the efficiency of their CAPEX machine. A quarter ago, Oracle projected CAPEX spending for the year would be $35 billion. Ninety days later, the projected number has grown to $50 billion (+43% in a quarter). You can always spend more to try to accelerate deployments, but eventually the pendulum will swing back to doing things efficiently.
Oracle also says things like this on their earnings call:
we don’t actually incur any expenses for these large data centers until they’re actually operational.
If that is true, Oracle’s already poor capital efficiency is deteriorating materially. Here we update our chart of how efficiently Oracle turns CAPEX into revenue (see Remaining CAPEX Obligation for the details and comparison to AWS, which provides the cleanest comp).

Which leads to the succinctly expressed question:

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Further Discounting Oracle’s Remaining Performance Obligation, Discounting Oracle’s Remaining Performance Obligation, CAPEX vs. HyperCAPEX: Oracle Edition, Remaining CAPEX Obligation, Words are Cheap, CAPEX is Expensive: Oracle Edition, Follow the CAPEX: The Clown Car Race Checkered Flag, CAPEX Clues: The B Word, Follow the CAPEX: Cloud Table Stakes 2024 Retrospective
Oracle Still Can’t Build Data Centers: Q2 FY26
You may have heard this before, but the learning curve to deploy CAPEX at scale is very real.

The delays are largely due to labor and material shortages, said the people, asking not to be identified discussing private schedules.


Yelling at the contractor apparently didn’t help (and said contractor is trying to go public on the basis of this project…)
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Why Can’t Oracle Build Data Centers?, Oracle Still Can’t Build Data Centers, Oracle’s Data Center Difficulties, Oracle’s Data Center Difficulties: FY25 Q1, Oracle’s Data Center Difficulties: FY25 Q2, Why Can’t Oracle Build Data Centers? FY25 Q4 Edition, Why Can’t Oracle Build Data Centers? (Or Subcontract Them?),
Oracle: Not Even a REIT?
Oracle also touted a new model where “customers can actually bring their own chips”. Call it BYO-GPU. But if Oracle doesn’t own the data center or the compute hardware, what exactly are they selling? A sublet? With $248B in committed leases, the sublet opportunity looks huge! Maybe this is the foundation of the next Oracle stock pump?
Bronny’s (Not-So) Boffo Warner Brothers Bid
In other Ellison family news, Warner Brothers agreed to sell itself to Netflix, surprising David “Bronny” Ellison who thought he had this deal wrapped up (with Daddy’s money and White House friends). Bronny’s Paramount has launched a hostile bid in response.
This transaction is kicking off all kinds of existential Hollywood angst and, like most things of late, become a political debate. I actually blame Hollywood for the wholesale shift to politics as entertainment. Hollywood needs to stop making boring, safe, derivative content and recapture the (voting) populace’s attention. We’d all be better off for it.
I’m mostly interested in what this deal signals about antitrust (it has been completely obliterated by politics and is but a slender figleaf for political machinations) and from whence the deal financing.
Antitrust authorities (aka the Donald) suggest antitrust screening of the Warner Brothers acquisition will be a measured, arms-length assessment based on well-established and understood antitrust doctrine. (Not):
Netflix has “a very big market share, and when they have Warner Brothers, you know, that share goes up a lot,” the president said, adding that he will be personally involved in the decision-making process.
Trump said he “didn’t know anything about the deal.”
“I know the companies very well, I know what they’re doing,” Trump said, while also adding that he had to “see what percentage of market they have.”
The president also said, “None of them are particularly great friends of mine,” but added, “I want to do what’s right.”
He’d like to get involved in the deal structuring as it intersects with certain personal animosities:
“I think any deal should — it should be guaranteed and certain that CNN is part of it or sold separately,”
Then there is the financing. Netflix, a US company, is borrowing the money for its bid. Bronny’s bid is supported by money from Qatar, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Redbird Capital (Chinese money), plus some Ellison family money. But as seen above, the Ellison family coffers have been depleted since this bid kicked off.
Consistently oblivious to irony, the America First contingent prefers the company be sold to Paramount with its foreign money backing. The Middle Eastern money is getting some push back, but no one seems concerned about the Chinese money, despite the Chinese Communist Party connections.
My proposal, given my implacable desire for some kind, any kind of a coherent and consistently applied antitrust doctrine (and being tired of relentless foreign interference), is Warner Brothers should sell to the company most likely to make a movie with a Chinese villain. Hollywood has been a stalwart ally of the Chinese Communist Party for too long, deferring to Chinese content dictates. Netflix seems like the better choice here, as they are blocked in China. And Netflix owns the Knives Out franchise, so they could also make Knives Out: The Jamal Khashoggi Story.
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Bronny Buys Bari, Bronny Ellison Wants More of Hollywood, Tik Tok, Swamp Creature, Spending Larry’s Money, “Bronny” Ellison Named Chairman, CEO of Paramount, “Bronny” Ellison Beats “Bronny” Bronfman, David “Bronny” Ellison buys Paramount, Software Migration Alert: EA, Antitrust Coherence: A Death Blow for Hipster Antitrust?, A New Antitrust Doctrine, Antitrust Incoherence: China and the US Policy Becoming Indistinguishable
Semianalysis Pantses Both Gartner and IBM

I have previously commended IBM’s analyst relations team as one of the rare pockets of out-performance at the company, but those days may be over, as new entrants like Semianalysis aren’t playing the old analyst game.
Read the whole thread.
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Speaking of Slop: Gartner Edition, Existential Threats: Forget Aligning AI, We Must Align McKinsey, Assessing GPU Clouds, ClownWatch™: IBM Q3 2025, Are Markets Efficient?: IBM Edition, Godwin’s Law for AI: Curing Cancer, The Mainframe is the Solution! What Was the Question?, ClownWatch™: IBM Q4 2024, ClownWatch™: IBM Reports Negative CAPEX, Follow the CAPEX: The Clown Car Race Checkered Flag, Introducing Platformonomics ClownWatch™, IBM is Not a Technology Company: Employees Agree, IBM is Not a Technology Company: Layoffs Are Their Specialty, IBM is Not a Technology Company: But Ecstatic to be Treated Like One, IBM is Not a Technology Company: McDonald’s Edition, This Week in Securities Fraud, IBM and the Art of Misleading Investors, Last IBM Strategic Imperative Bites the Dust, IBM’s “Cloud” Business (or Lack Thereof), Tweetstorm Digest: Reactions to Barron’s “IBM’s Reboot” Story, IBM’s Lost Decade, Follow the CAPEX: The Clown Car Race Checkered Flag, Introducing Platformonomics ClownWatch™
Semianalysis Pantses McKinsey

Also worth reading the whole thread.
Supposedly McKinsey is now doing engagements where they get paid for results, not slides. We’ll see how that goes!
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McKinsey’s High Standards: Part II, Existential Threats: Forget Aligning AI, We Must Align McKinsey, McKinsey Pretends to Have Ethical Debate, McKinsey’s “High Standards”, Powerful Ammunition for Gen AI Skeptics, McKinsey: It Might Just Be Happening, A Call for the Corporate Death Penalty, McKinsey Karma?, McKinsey a Source of Bad Banking Advice (Shocking!)
Clintonesque desperation from industry mascot army provider Salesforce? What possessive would Salesforce customers use?
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Dreamforce Evacuation Alert, Salesforce “is not a company in crisis”, You Can’t Spell Metallica Without A and I, Benioff’s Blizzard of Bluster: FOOM Edition, Salesforce is (Still) Not a Technology Company, Salesforce Holds “Developer” Conference, Salesforce is Not a Technology Company: Nor an AI Company, 2025 Will Not be the Year of Agentic AI, The Agentic Abyss of Disillusionment, Salesforce is Not a Technology Company: Nor a Dogfood Company, What’s Bugging Marc Benioff – Continued, Benioff’s Blizzard of Bluster, Salesforce + Indian Mystic + AI = ???, “There’s an art to this kind of horseshit, and Benioff is its Michelangelo”, Bluster, Bombast and Bullshit: Just Another Day at Salesforce, Salesforce’s Shamelessness is Staggering, Salesforce Gonna Salesforce, The Spectacle that is Dreamforce, The Hard Thing About “Hard Pivots”, Thought Leadership (in Mascots), Salesforce Rallies Its Deep Bench of AI Experts (and Cartoon Characters)
Private Equity in Action: Yet Another Breach

This is late, but another private equity owned software company gets hacked. As someone said:
There is one area where private equity-owned software companies are showing uncharacteristic leadership: they’re at the epicenter of some of the largest cybersecurity breaches.
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Perfidious Private Equity, Software Migration Alerts for Private Equity Owned Companies, Private Equity in Action: I’m Lovin’ It, Private Equity in Action: Narrative Collapse?, Private Equity in Action: The Great Garage Door Service Wars, Private Equity in Action: Unlocking “AI Database Company” Value, Private Equity in Action: CareerBuilder + Monster, Private Equity in Action: Having to Show Their Math is New Experience, Private Equity in Action: Underperforming, Private Equity in Action: Trying to Eat the World, Private Equity in Action: Fast Casual Restaurant Edition, Private Equity in Action: WP Engine, Perfidious Private Equity, Private Equity in Action: Thrasio, Private Equity in Action: “How PE Keeps Planes in the Air”, Private Equity in Action: OtterTune,Private Equity in Action: PluralSight, Software Migration Alerts, Private Equity Will Buy and Ruin More Software Companies

