Platformonomics TGIF #42: March 1, 2024

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Platformonomics TGIF is a weekly roll-up of links, comments on those links, and perhaps a little too much tugging on my favorite threads.


News

Google: Still Not Code Red?

We (yet) again ask if Google fully appreciates its predicament. They did manage to get an anodyne and perfunctory email out a few days after the guardrails self-immolation.

The search for Sundar’s successor has moved to the alumni network. But here’s my neologism for the breakup option discussion:

Google’s Cronkite Moment?

When you’ve lost Ben Thompson…

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EU Insanity: Mistral Edition

I tried to summarize all the crazy assumptions, inconsistencies and hypocrisy around EU responses to Mistral partnering with Microsoft, but just couldn’t. The EU poses an immense cognitive and rhetorical challenge. I have entire posts on the shelf because it is so hard to write prose that is commensurate with the sheer level of insanity from the EU.

EU Insanity: Performative Regulation has Consequences

New Cloud Repatriation Hypothesis

What if cloud repatriation really is happening, but is serverless? 🤯🤯🤯

Everything is Super

Another day, another definition from the “supercloud” svengalis. At this precise moment “supercloud” is currently defined as an “editorial event“, while throwing “superchips” and “superapps” onto the pyre as they finally start to discover that AI is the actual thing.

A Call for the Corporate Death Penalty

If Arthur Anderson got the corporate death penalty for its role in the Enron fraud, the death penalty must be in consideration for serial malignancy McKinsey (opioids crisis, insider trading, also Enron, other autocracies, hybrid cloud, et al).

Useful Idiots, Fellow Travelers and Unregistered Foreign Agents: DC Lobbyists Part III

Shaming Westerners who brazenly advance West Taiwan’s aims is working. So the shaming will continue.

Useful Idiots, Fellow Travelers and Unregistered Foreign Agents: Hollywood

Related:

Band in China (South Park)

One response

  1. Sundar’s vision is lost somewhere in Gemini’s Bermuda Triangle. Great and entertaining read as always!

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