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Q3 2023 Cloud CAPEX
Amazon $12.76B -19%
Google $8.06B +11%
Microsoft $11.2B +70%
(This is corporate level CAPEX, not just cloud infrastructure)
Amazon’s decline seems like the continued reduction in logistics/fulfillment spending. We’ll get a breakout of AWS CAPEX next quarter. The Google mystery continues: the normal server refresh is getting pushed ever further out with no sign of a ramp in GPUs (and hard to argue TPUs are cheap). Microsoft passing Amazon for total spend would be a milestone.
GPUs as an Asset Class
I have suggested developing nations peg their currency to GPUs. We’re not quite there yet (Argentina, don’t miss your chance!), but the insatiable financialization impulses of Wall Street are turning GPUs into “a new asset class”. This will end poorly.
IBM is in the midst of a strategic transformation from a cloud 🤡 to an AI 🤡. The absence of CAPEX in either domain ensures you are a 🤡.
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Cloud Repatriation: The Search Continues
So the data center guys aren’t benefiting from cloud repatriation or AI… 🤔
The Amazon AI Inferiority Complex
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Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud: AWS Edition
Considering revising “Two pizza teams are organizationally indistinguishable from Soviet spy cells” to something involving a million monkeys and Shakespeare.
Regulating Your Way to Prosperity
Once the European car industry is gone, what will be left? Wine, cheese, tourism, anything else?
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Software Migration Alert: EngageSmart
When private equity comes amalgamating, it is time to start migrating. Why? Because private equity ruins software companies.
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