BREAKING: Meta Announces Facebook and Instagram Rationing in New York State Due to Data Center Moratorium

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Meta Announces Facebook and Instagram Rationing
in New York State Due to Data Center Moratorium

Access to Services Limited to Every Other Day

MENLO PARK, Calif., September 9, 2026 — Meta Platforms, Inc. today announced emergency rationing of its services in New York State because of the state’s recent moratorium on data center construction. New York State residents will only be able to access Facebook and Instagram every other day so as to reduce the load on data centers.

“Almost anything you do with your phone or computer — sending texts, posting on Instagram, sharing cat videos, or protesting data centers — relies on a data center,” said Mark Zuckerberg, Meta founder and CEO. “As New York State limits the infrastructure available to serve our users, we are have no option but to ration access to Facebook and Instagram for New York State residents.”

“What did y’all think a moratorium meant? Vibes? Papers? Continued unlimited usage?” Zuckerberg continued. “Limiting data center capacity is totally on brand for a state that shut down the perfectly good Indian Point nuclear power plant — and now has some of the highest electricity prices in the country.”

About Meta

Meta is building the future of targeting, powered by artificial intelligence and immersive technologies. When Facebook launched in 2004, it changed the way people were targeted. Apps like Messenger, Instagram, and WhatsApp further targeted billions of people around the world. Meta had hoped to move beyond 2D screens and target legless avatars in the Metaverse. (Remember when we renamed the company after the Metaverse? Those were good times.)

8 responses

  1. Would be a great experiment to detox people in a controlled environment.

  2. To find out which day you are, you need to lookup your IP address, if it ends in an odd number you get to use facebook on odd days, and if an even number you get to use facebook on even days, which worked well during the 1970 gas crisis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd%E2%80%93even_rationing . Experts predict a surge in VPN usage with custom IP addresses.

  3. Haha! Belated April first joke? Reduce the amount of tracking Facebook does and it reduces the load by even more.
    In the exceptional case, this is not a joke, can you please inform Zuck that the Netherlands also has a DC moratorium? The Meta DC planned in the country a few years ago was blocked, so why treat us differently?

  4. I was not aware that platformonomics is a satirical news publisher such as the onion. The headline and intro are quite misleading rather than humorous.

  5. Charles Fitzgerald Avatar

    @KP – it is a great honor to be mentioned in the same sentence as The Onion! In the event you are a relatively new reader, I invite you to review Platformonomics’ long history of fake press releases https://platformonomics.com/tag/fake-press-releases/

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    @Bas – I am sure there is an EU law that requires Meta to BOTH provide services AND do it without data centers, because of course that would make sense to the EU!

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    @Kurt – I was going to make a joke about how Meta knows if you’re a NYS resident and what day you’re allowed to use the service, because of course they know who you are and where you live…

  8. Charles Fitzgerald Avatar

    @Werner – the ultimate A/B test!

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