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If I Had $34000000000
(With apologies to Barenaked Ladies and all the beleaguered IBM shareholders) If I had 34 billion dollars (If I had 34 billion dollars)Well, I’d buy you a hybrid cloud (I would buy you a hybrid cloud)And if I had 34 billion dollars (If I had 34 billion dollars)I’d buy you a container platform for your…
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Top Ten Reactions to Latest IBM “Billion Dollar” Inanity
Here it is, as irresistible as a prime time car chase that ends with a celebrity stuck in a well is to CNN: Last year, it [IBM] invested nearly $1 billion to leverage the Cloud Foundry platform to develop the Bluemix platform-as-a-service as an implementation of its Open Cloud Architecture.” As a farewell (with apologies)…
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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder, Not the Copywriter
I have given this speech at least three times this month so it is time to commit it to permalink: You don’t get to proclaim your product is beautiful. Beauty is subjective. If your labor of love really is beautiful, people will notice and may even say so (feel free to quote the hell out…