Fake Press Releases
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Press Releases From the Future: HCL Technologies to Acquire Red Hat Software Products from IBM for $340 Million
HCL Technologies to Acquire Red Hat Software Products from IBM for $340 Million ARMONK, N.Y. and NOIDA, India, August 2, 2022 — IBM and HCL Technologies (HCL) today announced a definitive agreement under which HCL will acquire select IBM Red Hat software products for $340 million. The transaction is expected to close by mid-2023, subject…
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Nominating a Bot to the Federal Reserve Doesn’t Seem So Crazy Now Does It?
via Flickr I neglected to repost my quadrennial modest proposal to name a bot as chair of the Federal Reserve (instead of Bernanke or Yellen) during Jerome Powell’s nomination (I blame him). The idea is simple: Software Bot To Be Nominated Chairman of Federal Reserve System Cutting edge technology tapped to bring stability andconsistency to…
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Press Releases We’d Like to See: Larry Page and Mark Zuckerberg to Attend Cannes Advertising Festival
Larry Page and Mark Zuckerberg to Attend Cannes Lions 2018 International Advertising FestivalAdvertising Industry’s Most Powerful People to Attend Industry’s Biggest Event for First Time CANNES, France – June 10, 2018 – The Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity today announced the addition of two very special guests to next week’s Festival schedule. Google co-founder…