Forget reality game shows. Forget drinking games. Forget competitive spelunking. My new choice for choosing our political leaders is steer wrestling. You ride after a running steer (aka a cow with horns), leap off your horse, tackle the steer and pin it to the ground.
Sometimes the steer wins.
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A (perhaps) unforeseen side effect of your endorsement would be a dramatic change of course in the monikers of our political leaders.The below are taken from the current world leaders in bulldogging. I couldn’t make them up.Cash Myers T-Roy Orr Zane Hankel Baillie Milan Spud Duvall With the exception of Cash, which might be apropos for a politico, we’re in for a real change. We can document this phenomenon over time as well with a selection of past world champions.Rope Myers (Cash’s brother)Ote Berry (4-time champ)Homer Pettigrew (6-time champ)Ross Dollarhide (of Bill Kittredge fame)Dub Phillips (is that short for W?)So this sounds like a good idea if you want to vote for the Spud-Ote ticket. Otherwise, further vetting may be advisable.